PBI short for Pigeon Breasted Ingetera

KAAKANINS, hangang ngaun me hung-ups parin ako ke Bambang boy, I was shopping like crazy for the past few weks, crazy as in kung ano ano ang binili ko, tulaf ng 3 cluth bags, na d ko pa nagagamit gang nagun, isang cocktail dress kse sale sa cinerella, slim ncktie na d ko lam kung kelan ko gagamitin at scarf para sa bag ko to match my outfit, mga knit pullover din from terranova (… I love them!) peroinfiarness nagamit kona… heheh.. pero hanagang ngaun d parin sha maaalis sa isip ko, dagdagan pa neto bitch sa office na wlang gawin kun di gayahin ang mga outfit ko, eh wlang naman alam na brand ng fashion kundi Mango at Zara lng. When I was about to stay in my friends house, I decided to pack a 1 whole week wardrobe. Yes mga ateh.. wardrobe tlga etoh.. complte nka schedule ang mga outfit ko sa buong linggo so I know what to bring with me. I put them in my mom old Louis Vuitton Luggage, not exactly old, kse this 20th century lng nila nilabas yung line ng pegase. Pegase a trolley or roller suitcase version ng Louis Vuitton ala samsonite. I bought it in the office since I cant afford to leave the luggage alone in my friends house. My god!,pang down na nrin ng isang car ang presyo ng maletang yun noh! Nwie, I lug it with me sa office, at eto na si bitch sofficemate ko (… kaplastican ko) looked examind my luggage, she knows what it its, she surveyad my luggage with out touch it it. I know namamatay sha sa ingit… hahaha! But eventually she started asking me about the piece, and later that month I convinced her to buy her own. She bough her own Louis Vuitton bag, it’s a Speedy 30, popular choice back in Audrey Hepbunr days, its around Php 30,000.00 in Louis Vuitton store in greenbelt. Naloka ako, I told my self, ingetera tlga tong manok na to, palibhasa mas mayaman sha skin, dahil me driver sha, at ako tatay ko lng ang nagddrive skin sapilitan pa. Hmmm just when I had finished bring down mng crdit card Bills, my credit limit is again enough for a new Louis! I bought the same Speedy in a bigger size, Its Speedy 35. Bigger the Better. Inirampa ko ngaun sa PFace netong pigeon breasted girl na ingetera. As usaul venirify nya ang authenticity ng bagelia, at confirmed! Ha! Say moh! Who needs a pussy, when all you need a Louis!